Recently, Drew was given a toboggan hat that has Batman symbols on it. Donning said hat, transforms him into a snarly faced super hero known as "Batman Drew." He gets so into character that a couple of weeks ago, someone was praying for him and he kept interrupting with, "My name's Batman Drew...Batman Drew. Did you hear me? I said it's Batman Drew." Interesting how hard it is to keep a hand clamped over the mouth of a squirming child...
Anyway, recently he has agreed to a couple of interviews so that the world can have a better understanding of the magnitude of his powers. The latest one, I thought I'd record here so that you all could get a glimpse into the most fearsome 3 year old super hero that the world has ever seen.
M: What is the most important thing that everyone should know about you?
BD: Just that I AM Batman Drew. That's all.
M: What is it exactly that you do?
BD: I fight bad guys and save people. One time, I even had to save my Dad because some Jokers were trying to get to him.
M: Who made you Batman Drew?
BD: I made myself Batman Drew because that's my job. I have to do it.
M: Do you have a secret identity?
BD: No, I just tell people that I'm Batman; they need to know that.
M: Who is the worst bad guy that you have to fight?
BD: A joker.
M: Let's talk about some fun facts about Batman. What is Batman Drew's favorite color?
BD: Batman's is black...but Drew's is green.
M: What is your favorite car to drive?
BD: I don't have my wallet's license yet. When I get a little bit older maybe I'll do that...wait, dos Batman 'pposed to have a driver's license??
Hold on! I'll be back...I have to rescue some people!!!
(loud jumping, yelling and fight noises can be heard. then he is suddenly back in his seat.)
Sorry, some people needed rescuing so I had to save them.
M: So, do you have a sidekick that helps you when you go to rescue people?
BD: Yes. I have Carter. He is an imaginary dinosaur.
M: What are some of your super powers that help you in a fight?
BD: I'm an expert fighter. I'm good with lots of weapons. I'm super fast, I have strong powers and I can't get hurt.
M: If you could do anything, what would you do?
BD: Rescue people. That's my job to do.
Well folks, there you have it. It sounds like the world is a safer place tonight with such a dedicated super hero in our midst. I feel safer anyway, don't you?
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