Q & A with the Monkey

Recently, I read a blog where a friend of mine said that she never wanted to be "that mom" who always talks about her kid, as she lead into a story about him.  She is so not that mom.  Her blog is absolutely adorable; a perfect balance of home decorating, stories about family and seasonally relevant tidbits.  I am, however, "that mom".  I would apologize for it but I think you and I both know that it wouldn't really be heartfelt and that I would just continue to ramble on about the funny, slightly inappropriate, adorable, intelligent, etc. things that my little monkey says.  Oh, and here's a little heads up: once the Little Peanut gets here, I will probably not improve.  In fact, it's entirely likely that my incessant babble about my children will double (or worse).

So, now that we're past the non-apology, I'm going to move on to the real point of my post.  I came across (another) fellow mommy's blog the other day that had a questionnaire she'd done with her 3 year old on it.  It reminded me of the ones we used to do with the kids at Williams School around Mother's Day.  I was really looking forward to seeing Drew's but since we moved mid-year, it never happened.  So, I figured, why not?  I just asked him the questions myself and since he's Drew, he really couldn't care less who was asking because A) He is equally blunt with everyone and B) It gave him a reason to talk and play on Mommy's computer.

Here's our Q &A:


Q. What is something mom always says to you?
                        A. You say you love me all the time!
Q. What makes mom happy?
                        A. When I'm being good...that makes you happy!
Q. What makes mom sad?
                        A. When I hit and smack and kick!
Q. How does your mom make you laugh?
                        A. By telling jokes and tickling!
Q. What was your mom like as a child?
                        A. Like a doll
Q. How old is your mom?
                        A. 2
Q. How tall is your mom?
                        A. This big...a hundred feet pounds!
Q. What is her favorite thing to watch on TV?
                        A. Mommy and Dad shows
Q. What does your mom do when you're not around?
                        A. Go to Mommy Mops
Q. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
                        A. Myself (As in, himself)
Q. What is your mom really good at?
                        A. Making Hot Chocolate and Being Good
Q. What is your mom not very good at?
                        A. You can't push couches
Q. What does your mom do for her job?
                        A. To stay here and take care of me
Q. What is your mom's favorite food?
                        A. Pizza
Q. What makes you proud of your mom?
                        A. Cooking food
Q. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
                        A. Lightening McQueen.  I know you're a girl, like Sally but I still would want you to                          be Lightening.
Q. What do you and your mom do together?
                        A. Go to the park, drink hot chocolate, go to the library, sometimes you play too
Q. How are you and your mom the same?
                        A. Because we look just alike
Q. How are you and your mom different?
                        A. I'm a boy and you're a girl!
Q. How do you know your mom loves you?
                        A. By hugging
Q. What is Mommy's favorite thing about Daddy?
                        A. You two love each other
Q. Where is your mom's favorite place to go
                        A. Subway

So there it is.  Enjoy, laugh, roll your eyes...whatever suits you.  I have one adorable little monkey though and I just can't help but love to listen what he says and then pass it on to y'all!